A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the Breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a Sign attached that said, "This bull mated 52 times last year." The wife Playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See ... He mated 52 times last year? ....once-a-week."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 125 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than Twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked to the third Pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This Bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly Broke her husband's ribs, said, that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY Learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said,
"Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
2007-07-12 02:04:37 · 23 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
l guess you could say he was a little p1ssed with his wife
2007-07-12 04:07:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gotta say, it takes five cookies to dry a mouth thats had a cup of coffee.
But it would take a whole packet to sit it back on the shelf.
2007-07-12 12:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke Calamity.!!!
Loved it so 10/10.!!!
Never the same cow, twice is too much ha ha.!!!
Clever Bull.!!!
2007-07-12 14:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah, Nice one! Star for you!
2007-07-12 09:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by Morritsey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. nice one mate. u deserve a star from me.
2007-07-12 12:10:34 · answer #5 · answered by Kesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the best joke i've heard in a while
2007-07-12 09:59:32 · answer #6 · answered by simone219 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-12 09:07:58 · answer #7 · answered by Raine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ONE OF THE BEST SO FAR WELL DONE !
STAR 4 U
2007-07-12 09:15:19 · answer #8 · answered by Autism's Beautiful Face 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, thats a good one. star for you.
2007-07-12 09:08:54 · answer #9 · answered by 1oui5e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bahahaha!!
that's the funniest thing since
since
since
sliced bread
haha
xx
2007-07-12 09:11:32 · answer #10 · answered by fairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋