Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"
2007-07-12 01:56:03 · 14 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny one so 10/10 Calamity.!!!
2007-07-12 07:30:46 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA Funny star for u
Ever hear this joke?
Just a reminder........
Why Parents Have Gray Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
2007-07-12 05:08:55 · answer #2 · answered by Catholic 14 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-07-12 01:59:28 · answer #3 · answered by MISSY G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it and at 37 weeks pregnant not a lot makes me laugh but you surpassed where many have failed thankyou
2007-07-12 06:09:32 · answer #4 · answered by janine b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the jokes you have are good.Why not write a book you would do well.keep them coming.spot.
2007-07-12 02:03:43 · answer #5 · answered by Spot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"A condom a day keeps the doctor away"
2007-07-12 02:15:14 · answer #6 · answered by Joymash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brill jane
2007-07-12 02:24:23 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lqtm
*laugh quietl to myself*
*teehee*
♥
2007-07-12 02:03:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-07-12 02:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by Bon Mot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh myyyyyyyy.....good thing she had an organ otherwise she will put it in a piano........ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
2007-07-12 02:02:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋