I've already shag one of my neighbor's wife and done some stupid things like steeling firewood... to cook some ( horribal ,herbel, hiarball ) soup .
Which good deed I must do to get everlasting happiness in heaven with those lovely play mate type virgin angels?
2007-07-12 01:40:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-07-12 01:47:44 · update #1
dunno mate, but if you find, let me know, and save me one of those centrefold angels.
2007-07-12 01:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Newsflash for you!!!!
There is no heavenly virgin angels or heaven at all for that matter. You wont find it in the yellow pages, or the internet or even the galactic pages of this solar system. Is only an illusion implanted on the people in this planet and does not exist. I am sorry to explode your bubble like that man.
So I suggest you enjoy the Earthly things available as long as you can and be nice about it too, shagging your neighbours wife is not nice dude, is not a matter of going to heaven or hell, is that when a being losses his integrity, he has lost everything.
2007-07-12 15:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mishu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Newsflash for you!!!! there is not any heavenly virgin angels or heaven at in touch with that count. You wont discover it interior the telephone e book, or the internet or maybe the galactic pages of this image voltaic equipment. is in basic terms an phantasm implanted on the individuals in this planet and does not exist. i'm sorry to blow up your bubble like that guy. So I advise you savor the Earthly issues available as long as you may and be superb approximately it too, shagging your neighbours spouse isn't superb dude, isn't a count of going to heaven or hell, is that as quickly as a being losses his integrity, he has lost each and every thing.
2016-10-20 23:49:08 · answer #3 · answered by ja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Failing to phone your Mum regularly
2. Calling people after 10 p.m. or before 9 a.m.
3. Leaving the toilet seat up
4. Not flossing
5. Cutting off people in traffic
6. Horrid spelling
7. Ignorance
2007-07-12 01:46:30 · answer #4 · answered by suz665 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, making hairball soup should be a bad deed for starters, and eating the hairball soup should definitely get you into heaven ( I'm not sure about the playmates),
2007-07-12 23:00:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy...I fear you are damned already eh....lol
In all seriousness though....I dont belive in hell, damnnation and all that. I believe as long as you do the best you can in life and keep a pure heart, Creator will see this.
A word of advice though....you may want to quit shagging the neighbours wifey?!! Dang!
2007-07-12 01:45:17 · answer #6 · answered by Aniwaya 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only Angels I know about play baseball in Anaheim.
2007-07-12 01:44:18 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever asked for forgiveness? Read or listen to the Gospel and believe that Jesus Christ paid your sin-debt on the cross. Yes, that is what it is all about. The Creator that Created you came to your nasty world as a human and died so that you would not have to pay that debt. He will even send another part of Himself to you called the Holy Spirit. He is His Spirit and will guide you and give you peace if you accept it.
God bless you.
2007-07-12 01:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by melcena 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You can't get to heaven by doing good deeds. The only way to get to heaven and experience eternal happiness is to accept Jesus Christ into your life, there's no other way.
2007-07-12 01:43:57 · answer #9 · answered by LizzleXD 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of all with this wy of thinking, you are not going anywhere with salvation, & 2nd. You must be born again, Deeds will not save you. It takes Faith & deeds.
2007-07-12 01:44:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need not do anymore, I can see by this question and your answers you have already earned a full ride scholarship to hell
2007-07-12 01:43:03 · answer #11 · answered by I Love Jesus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋