lol i just read that on a t-shirt and thought it was funny. another one i like is "solstice is the reason for the season" oh, and "if the broom fits, ride it"
i found those at this website after being inspired by pangels question about t-shirts http://www.cafepress.com/buy/pagan/-/sort_byDesignScore/go_0
do you have any cute slogans you like that pertain to your religion?
2007-07-12 01:21:23 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
team londyn - i haven't seen that one on a bumper sticker before LOL
2007-07-12 01:25:26 · update #1
gee, have you guys never heard of the trinity that you all keep talking about in here? jesus is god
2007-07-12 01:27:09 · update #2
Yeah ....I was just wondering how high you'll be able to jump over the flames when your god comes after you with that hammer?
2007-07-12 04:21:27 · answer #1 · answered by Stormchaser 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Some that I have chuckled at are:
* Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
* It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
* I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
* As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
* You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.
I do not mean to offend anyone with these and they don't pertain to my religion =)
2007-07-12 01:33:09 · answer #2 · answered by Mooks 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Love it. I would wear one for sure! I've always liked the expression "If you ask 5 Pagans the same question, you'll get 6 answers"lol. One of the best things about Pagans is how many have a great sense of humour and can joke about ourselves.
Blessings
2007-07-12 01:47:52 · answer #3 · answered by PaganPixiePrincessVT 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Critical Thinking Saves Lives
2007-07-12 01:28:12 · answer #4 · answered by Some Lady 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Shivian Montar Balaris came up with some great ones in his comic strip "Oh My Gods!" found at http://ohmygods.timerift.net/
He doesn't descriminate, he pokes fun at all religions, even his own. :-)
Wicca: Pretending to be an ancient religion since 1957.
Asatru: Pillaging and burning long before Microsoft.
Shamanism: Trancing out, getting high, & speaking in tongues since before Woodstock.
Christianity: Killing you in God's name for over 2000 years.
Judaism: Believing they are the chosen ones for over 5000 years.
Eclectic: Indecisive spirituality since before Madonna.
Hinduism: Worshipping cows since before McDonalds.
Buddhism: Being spiritually apathetic longer than anyone else.
Hoodoo: Old ladies hurling curses since before Jerry Springer.
Astrology: Scapegoating Mercury retrograde... even when it's not.
Discordia: Using Chaos as a tool since before the Bush campaign.
Chaos Magick: Creating servitors using toilet plungers since before charmed.
Scientology: Making celebrities pay for God since 1950.
2007-07-12 01:49:16 · answer #5 · answered by BlueManticore 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This one is still circulating around the Democratic Underground site:
"Get a brain, moran!"
2007-07-12 04:11:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about:
"Jesus is LARD"
"Know Jesus, No Peace.
No Jesus. Know Peace"
"There's a sucker born-agian every minute"
You get a star for this one!
"Jesus Loves Me, But I Make Him Wear A Condom"
2007-07-12 02:47:25 · answer #7 · answered by Yinzer from Sixburgh 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Nice, I'd never heard that one before...though I had heard the other two.
2007-07-12 15:20:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://www.cafepress.com/heathenry
2007-07-14 18:45:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
People see humor differently and in different things. I'm sure you meant no harm, but I found the first saying offensive. The others were, OK.
2007-07-12 01:29:09 · answer #10 · answered by Funny Girl 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋