An American tourist in London was desperate to take a leak. After a long search he couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
"I'm sorry," the American replied, "but I really gotta take a leak."
"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."
The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"
"No," replied the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."
2007-07-11 23:47:57 · 14 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
with me joking around the world and you having a go at the french, perhaps we should get together and rule the world.
good one clammy, *
2007-07-12 00:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 23:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by hyler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knew the answer once I read "American tourist in London"
2007-07-11 23:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, I didnt see that coming! Funny!
2007-07-11 23:56:17 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did they use grapes from that garden to make wine?
2007-07-11 23:53:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
looooool
seeing your avatar is a promise of good laugh
2007-07-12 00:42:38 · answer #6 · answered by hasafer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well funny thanx for brightening up a grey day xxx
2007-07-12 00:20:39 · answer #7 · answered by windy me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was awesome!!!!! 10/10 & a star
2007-07-12 00:13:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha - Excellent!!!!
2007-07-12 00:06:59 · answer #9 · answered by MinibabeUK73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.............you forgot to mention.......pun unintended at French people
2007-07-11 23:56:43 · answer #10 · answered by Merlin the Magician! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋