Little johnny's parrot had just fallen off its perch and died. It was lying on its back on the botom of the cage, its legs pointing upwards. Johnny asked his father. "Dad, when birds die, why do their feet always point upwards?"
"Well, Johnny, they do that so god can reach down, take them by the claws and pull them up to heaven."
Next day when dad got home from work. Johnny rushed over to him and said, "gee dad, we nearly lost mum today."
"What do you mean?" queried his father.
"Well, l heard noises upstairs so l rushed up to see what was happening. There was mum lying on the bed with her legs straight up and she was yelling, "God, l'm coming" if it hahn't been for the gardener holding her down. we'd have lost her for sure.
2007-07-11 22:17:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha funny.......
2007-07-11 22:22:05 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Chris, Hehehehehehehehehehehehe... Little Johnny is a little Horn Dog... He is soooo cute anyway.. Loved this one kids will say, "The Darnest Things and get away with it".. Keep them coming My Friend.. Lol A Friend, poppy1
2016-05-20 05:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was my favourite 'little Johnny' at his outrageous best... I have heard it before! But it still makes me giggle, gaggle and laugh my gorgeous ar$e off! A star for you!!!
2007-07-11 22:25:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-07-11 22:20:30 · answer #4 · answered by SilverSurfer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-12 01:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by joanna d 009 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 that's brill!! haha
2007-07-11 22:21:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!!! That was BRILLIANT!!!
Gonna keep me chuckling all day now...
** 10/10 **
2007-07-12 00:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
neatly woven. a masterpiece
2007-07-11 22:28:43 · answer #8 · answered by richard B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old...but still brings smiles...
2007-07-11 22:23:56 · answer #9 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor johny
2007-07-12 01:50:40 · answer #10 · answered by jay_ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO that's soooo funny!!
2007-07-11 22:21:59 · answer #11 · answered by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋