Guardian Angel ***
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came cornering around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked....
"And where the hell were you when I got married?"
2007-07-11 22:04:16 · 23 answers · asked by PnkFlr 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tooooo good, keep it up.
2007-07-16 03:22:16 · answer #1 · answered by Jitu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about this:
a man is on his was to the court house to bail out his son yet again...
The man crossed the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came cornering around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked....
"And where the hell were you when the condom broke?"
2007-07-11 22:21:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Super
2007-07-11 22:07:33 · answer #3 · answered by bazlur r 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
actually, marriage is a good experience for some one & also bad for someones. so it 's a nice joke
2007-07-11 23:09:21 · answer #4 · answered by ranjith 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow...I remember this...thanks for refreshing my memory of jokes..haha
2007-07-11 22:13:46 · answer #5 · answered by vicizav_v 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pat came the answer....I was getting married too!!!!!
2007-07-11 22:12:28 · answer #6 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A simple one but made me to laugh...A star for u...
2007-07-11 22:08:06 · answer #7 · answered by sprite 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great.
2007-07-15 01:51:54 · answer #8 · answered by gymnastics~is~life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute
2007-07-11 22:55:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i would have gone for obsessed phsycic stalker its better
2007-07-11 22:07:33 · answer #10 · answered by Debs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋