Cannibal Fruit Test ****
Cannibals captured three men who were lost in the forest. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2007-07-11 22:00:22 · 24 answers · asked by PnkFlr 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i heard this one except the guy bursts out laughin cos he hears the last guy singing 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts'
2007-07-12 03:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An apple a day may very well keep the doctor away, but apparently not the cannibal.
The berry was better and had the prisoner not laughed, only 2 more and his butt would have been full.
Although the pineapple is a very well-known symbol of warm and gracious Hospitality,
Even half of one up the third prisoner's butt is certain to result in the last and most painful fatality !!
I NEVER HEARD YOUR JOKE BEFORE, SO IT WAS REFRESHINGLY FUNNY AND INSPIRATIONAL, AS YOU CAN SEE FROM MY ABOVE POEM!! THANKS FOR A GOOD LAUGH!!
2007-07-11 22:39:41 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good one.... Here's another cannibal joke. An editor of a famous paper was caught by cannibals and of course he was on the menu for dinner that night!!! He pleaded with the cannibal chief, please let me go I'm just an editor in a local paper.... The cannibal chief said "No need to worry you'll be promoted tonight" The poor guy said how do you mean??? the chief said tonight you'll be "Editor in Chief".
2007-07-11 22:16:46 · answer #3 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goldie!!!!!!
One day a guy was driving home from work urging for baked beans.After so long he finally went into a nearby restaurant and ate 5 servings of beans.He drove home and his wife told him she had a surprise for him,so she blindfolded him.Just then the phone rang and the wife went to get it but said whatever you do, dont peek and sat him at the dining room table.The guy noticed the beans satrted to have an affect.He lifted up his leg and let out a big one.He kept farting and finally the wife got off the phoine.She walked into the dining room and said .....whats that smell?.......It was time for his surprise so the wife took off his blind fold and there were guests all around the table for his birthday.
2007-07-11 22:11:19 · answer #4 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before... Still a cracking joke though! Have a Star!!!
2007-07-11 22:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it before! But it still makes me giggle, gaggle and laugh my gorgeous ar$e off! A star for you!!!
2007-07-11 22:20:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goldie...still bring smiles...
2007-07-11 22:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by GS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! I head that one in 4th grade!! haha I loved that joke!!!
2007-07-11 22:03:28 · answer #8 · answered by Deejay_Elle_Ti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's a good one i have to tell my friends about that one. lol so funny!!!
2007-07-11 22:04:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hohohohohohoho....thats so funny...i loved it...jst imagine none of them chose watermelons...lol
2007-07-11 22:11:06 · answer #10 · answered by razmatttaz... 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋