Moshe Kohn opens a Kosher restaurant in London and puts a notice in the window "ARABS NOT WELCOME".
A couple of days later, a person of obviously Arab origin walks in and requests a sandwich - so the cashier quickly runs into Moshe's office asking what to do. Moshe decides that he really doesn't want a scandal, so he says "OK, give him the sandwich, but charge him double - that should teach him."
No sooner said than done.
But the next day the same Arab is back again - this time for a full lunch. Moshe decides "Charge him triple, he'll get the lesson this time!"
The Arab eats his lunch, pays without a quibble, praises the food and even asks for a reservation for 10 of his friends for the same evening.
Moshe decides "OK, let him have the reservation, but if his friends do come, charge them tenfold!"
The Arabs appear in the evening, have a large dinner, pay without complaining and even tip generously. So the next day Moshe puts a new sign in the window: "JEWS NOT WELCOME
2007-07-11 20:36:42 · 15 answers · asked by PnkFlr 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My grandma was Jewish and she would have laughed at this one if she was here! Don't worry, intelligent people know no disrespect was meant. If you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?
You rock!!
2007-07-11 20:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by MissKittyInTheCity 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
80,000 sardars meet in the gurunanak stadium for a
"sardars Are Not Stupid"
Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to
prove to the world
that
sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A
sardar gingerly works his
way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The
leader asks him,
"What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds he says,
"Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then
80,000 sardars start
cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another
chance!" The leader
says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting
80,000 of you in one
place and we have the world-wide press and global
broadcast media here, uh,
I guess we can give him another chance." So he asks,
"What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite
perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected
sigh-everyone is
disheartened, the sardar starts crying and the 80,000
sardars begin to yell
and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER
CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER
CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more
harm than damage,
eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance * What
is 2 plus 2?"
The sadie closes his eyes, and after a whole minute
eventually says,
"Four?". Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out
as all 80,000
sadies jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp
their feet and scream...
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
try this this rocks
2007-07-12 15:24:11 · answer #2 · answered by ganesh0154 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Smart Moshe...
2007-07-18 01:42:34 · answer #3 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-16 09:51:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was wondering how joke would end... but it really ended nicely.
2007-07-11 22:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by nimesh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-11 20:40:21 · answer #6 · answered by Blood Lust 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
2007-07-15 01:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by gymnastics~is~life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought there will be some question but thanks for 2 points
2007-07-11 20:52:38 · answer #8 · answered by Gobinda Lal T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny
2007-07-11 21:04:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny realy
2007-07-11 20:40:52 · answer #10 · answered by ZachPanda 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋