The Invisible Pink Unicorn? Do you believe it?

Question

Hee. This is the cutest thing ever. Does anyone out there on the forums believe in her Majesty, the Invisible Pink Unicorn?

http://www.geocities.com/ipu_temple/

"The Invisible Pink Unicorns is a being of great spiritual power. We know
this because she is capable of being invisible and pink at the same time.
Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based
upon both logic and faith. We have faith that she is pink; we logically
know that she is invisible because we can't see her."

Before anyone yells at me for this, and I know, somehow, someone is bound to get offended ((and by a unicorn, no less)), I think this site makes a valid point. XD Religion isn't meant to rule your life. In fact, sometimes, it's just Downright....Silly.

Hee. Woow. I'm enjoying the Fallout from this one. This is more funny than the sunday comics. ^-^' Mind you, I stumbled upon this link entirely by accident, and just wanted to see what sharing it would do....and, it did a lot!

Answer 1

if God tells me theres a pink invisible unicorn then ill believe it. religion doesnt rule my life, God does! you didnt offend me im too tired to be offended. EDIT oh im sorry i must be on the wrong question, you should of imformed this was atheists question.

Answer 2

If billions of people had personal testimony about the impact of the pink unicorn on their lives, then the pink unicorn and God would be in the same category.

Answer 3

I'm sorry; I just do not believe in your Pink Unicorn ... or any other Invisible Sky Critter.
They're naught but Fragments and Figments of over active imaginations even though most Psychiatrists and Psychologists will allow this one 'minor' psychotic delusion as long as they're convinced you're not under 'complete' control of any Invisible Entities.
I know that sounds weird but that's the reality the Psychs have to deal with.

Answer 4

I am EXTREMELY offended by the invisible pink unicorn! Everyone knows that a unicorn can’t be simultaneously pink and invisible. Everyone with any logic in their head knows that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the truth! I just pray that he some day touches you with his noodly appendage and shows you the light.

RAmen

Answer 5

Can't you be more inventive than that, what about the "fact" that elephants evolved from centipedes, sounds crazy, doesn't it? Read your statement again......Intelligent Design is obvious upon close examination of any machine. The concept and design inherent in a machine, whether simple or complex, is self-evident. Whether a machine is high quality or low quality, its designer is both necessary and apparent. Information Theory states that concept and design can only result from a mind. Even the diminished quality of a poorly constructed machine cannot obscure the necessity of an intelligent designer. Machines, as defined by French Biochemist and Nobel Laureate Jacques Lucien Monod (1910-1976), are "purposeful aggregates of matter that, utilizing energy, perform specific tasks." By this authoritative definition, living systems are recognized as machines. A living organism fulfills the definition of a machine all the way down to the molecular level. And yet, because of the philosophical and religious implications of life resulting from Intelligent Design, a surprisingly large portion of the intelligentsia seek to find a mechanism by which life may arise naturally by random chance. Evolutionists admit the inconsistency. George Wald, an evolutionist, states, "When it comes to the origin of life there are only two possibilities: creation or spontaneous generation. There is no third way. Spontaneous generation was disproved one hundred years ago, but that leads us to only one other conclusion, that of supernatural creation. We cannot accept that on philosophical grounds; therefore, we choose to believe the impossible: that life arose spontaneously by chance!" ("The Origin of Life," Scientific American, 191:48. May 1954

Answer 6

LOL! Yeah I believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn because I saw her fly in my window one night and she blessed me with her pink horns.

Ooops, I just remembered I was already with FSM. Darn, does this mean I will be punished by his noodly appendages.

Answer 7

Be careful, there has been a Clash of Cultures between The True Church of the IPU, and the FSM pastafarians.
But lets not open that can of noodles again.

Answer 8

That's fairly clever, though I subscribe to the beliefs of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Answer 9

I love the IPU...I wish she was real, I'm an atheist, but I might give atheism away for The Purple Worm From Outer Space...I need to find out more...

Answer 10

In my sect of pastafarianism, we believe the IPU(pbuh) to be a prophet of the FSM.

Answer 11

Oh please!

this is rubbish!

there is no such religion that worships a pink unicorn!

the only truth is my truth and that is the belief in the purple worm from outerspace!