Just doing my job :) star if you like it.
On the first day, God created the cow. God said, “You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of 60 years.” The cow said, “That’s a kind of tough life you want me to live for 60 years. Let me have 20 years and I’ll give you back the other 40.” And God agreed. On the second day, God created the dog. God said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of 20 years.” The dog said, “That’s too long to be barking. Give me 10 years and I will give you back the other 10.” So God agreed. On the third day, God created the monkey. God said, “Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I’ll give you a 20 year life span.” The monkey said, “How boring. Monkey tricks for 20 years? I don’t think so. The dog gave you back 10, so that’s what I’ll do, too. Okay?”
2007-07-11 17:02:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Again God agreed. On the fourth day, God created man. God said, “Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. “I’ll give you 20 years.” Man said, “What? Only 20 years! No way, man! Tell you what. I’ll take my 20, the 40 the cow gave back, plus the 10 the dog gave back and the 10 the monkey gave back. That makes 80 years. Okay?” “Okay,” said God. “You’ve got a deal.” So this is why for the first 20 years of our life we eat, sleep, play, learn sex, enjoy and do nothing. For the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren, and for the last 10 years we sit in front of the house and bark at everyone.
2007-07-11 17:02:41 · update #1
I like it. Very charming. Good thing the rat didn't give any of his years away, or we'd be going through garbage too.
2007-07-11 17:15:08 · answer #1 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The story of creatin starts at the health food store.
Your story is creative, even though I have heard it before.
2007-07-12 00:14:33 · answer #2 · answered by Bob T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interestingly funny. So do you make these up, or do you get them from somewhere?
2007-07-12 00:31:16 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that supposed to be "creation" or "cretin" in the title? Or both?
2007-07-12 00:11:51 · answer #4 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like it!
2007-07-12 00:05:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋