best practical joke?

Question

what is the best practical joke that you have played?

whoever comes up with the best one gets best answer. [:

Answer 1

I had a boyfriend that cheated on me once and I found out so I washed his tidy whites in pure bleach (didn't rinse them) threw them in the dryer with a few really good smelling dryer sheets so the bleach smell wasn't so strong and put them on the top of his pile so that they were the next ones he put on. Giving extreme itching and burning the next hot (July) day as his sweat mixed with it making him think he got a STD. I know a little mean but I thought it was funny as crap. I thought it was the ultimate practical joke.....for a cheater

another is to glue the zipper shut on the first person to pass out at a party.

Answer 2

Go into a stall in a public bathroom and, using a funnel, fill a balloon up with crap. Tape the balloon to the bathroom wall and tape a needle next to it and write on a little piece of paper, "Congratulations! If the balloon is still unpopped, you are our winner! Pop the balloon for a special prize inside!" and tape it to the wall. In a few hours, come back to see if anyone has popped it.


Put a dollar on the floor in front of your house or somewhere else where people often walk by. Everytime someone walks by and bends down to pick up the dollar bill, rip a piece of tearable fabric or pull two pieces of Velcro apart. You'll then see them checking the back of their shorts or pants for a rip.

If you feel you are getting bad service at a restaurant, heres what to do. Before you leave, ask for one glass of water. When they bring it to you wait until they leave and put your tip into the water. Then cover the top of the glass with an index card and flip it upside down, then carefully remove the index card. The waiter will then have to figure out how to get their tip without spilling water all over the place. Whats the worst thing that could happen? You getting banned from the restaurant? You wouldn't go back anyway.

Smear a piece of toilet paper with peanut butter and chocolate. Take it into a stall in a public bathroom. When someone gets in the stall next to you, toss it on the floor where they can see it and say, "Oops! Could you kick that back over?"

Answer 3

Oh yes, plenty of practical jokes in my family, and I do my best to carry on that tradition. The sink sprayer with the rubber band trick, and just last week I emailed my daughter about DVD movies that her boyfriend had borrowed from us. I told her that there was an X rated disk in one of the cases ... must have been mixed up with one of their DVD's. She flipped out, but it was a good laugh when I told her I was kidding. Too bad I can't use that joke on her again. ;)

Answer 4

In the middle of the night I place saran wrap across the doorway leading into the kitchen, top to bottom, really tight. Then I dropped a bunch of pots and pans, waking my husband up. I yelled for him to come here quick, as if I was hurt. It was absolutely classic seeing him run as fast as he could and then totally bouncing off the saran wrap and falling down. Kind of mean, but really funny if you were there to see it.

Answer 5

One time at work one of my co-workers and myself threw about 20 rolls of toilet paper into the stall where another of our co-workers was doing his "business".

The joke was on us though, when we ran out of the bathroom and there was the person who we thought had been in there. We looked at each other like, "Who the hell did we just bombard with toilet paper?". Later in the day we figured out (by looking at people's shoes) that it was one of the guys in the front office, who was a good friend of the company president.

We thought we were going to get fired, but strangely it never came up again after that.

The funniest thing about it is, the guy had no reaction at the time. He didn't say "Hey!" or "What the hell?" or anything. He just sat there and wordlessly got pelted with rolls of toilet paper.

Answer 6

well my friend hates frogs and so one night there was a frog on the porch so I caught it and the next day I stuck it in the safe and called in my friend saying that I needed someone to take the money to the bank as we were slamed that day and understaffed...SO she came in and opened the safe the next thing I knew she was unhuman like back pedaling screeming and runing out of the store..WE got custumers along with myself laughing on the floor and the best part is that we got it all on tape and replayed until we got so sick of it... how about that?

Answer 7

We were dissecting a frog in science. I had the frogs mouth open and I told my partner to feel its' teeth. He said "I already did". So I said " just do it anyways". So he did, and I dropped the mouth on his finger, and he jumped back about 2 feet. I freaked him out so much!

Answer 8

My dad works in Madison, WI and on the news at four they have a traffic and weather together. I said his truck was on TV.

Answer 9

go in the persons room with an alarm clock, hide it and set a LOUD radio station. arm the alarm for a time when you know he or she will be in deep sleep. say...3am. hilarity ensues.

Answer 10

A policeman arrest a prostitute

Prostitute: Why are u arresting me sir?
Policeman: Because your selling sex.
Prostitute: No, i am not selling sexy, i am a saleslady who is selling condom with free demonstration.