Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are some priceless quotes:......
*I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a ********?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word. He knew better*.
*My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
*This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too!
2007-07-11 14:08:08 · 16 answers · asked by ~♥~ BLOOM ~♥~ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm still laughing at the third one.
thanks for all the laughs here's another star
2007-07-11 14:15:16 · answer #1 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A funny one and I give you a star. Here is a funny(!!) ghosts chat. Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? 2nd ghost : I died of cold. 1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold? 2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating. 1st ghost : Wow what a horrible way to die.... 2nd ghost : How about you? How u die? 1st ghost : I died from heart attack. 2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack? 1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because of all that running,I got a heart attack and died. 2nd ghost : Why you never look for the bastard in the fridge? The bastard was hiding there. We both might be alive now!!
2016-05-20 00:36:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many times has that happened to me before?? Countless!! But it was around my friends so it wasn't really that embarrassing. Now I'm going to start thinking about what I say before I say it!!
2007-07-11 14:57:47 · answer #3 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny...I have only had the experience where I am gossiping about someone and they walk right up or enter the room and it gets all uncomfortable,
2007-07-11 14:13:08 · answer #4 · answered by jlcintexas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! Especially the last joke! LOL
2007-07-11 14:10:58 · answer #5 · answered by Rhiannon 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-11 14:12:48 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my....how lucky you are to laugh at the simple things in life.
2007-07-11 14:13:21 · answer #7 · answered by smiley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The nut one was really funny!!
2007-07-11 14:11:20 · answer #8 · answered by jebria2003 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have done something like that except it was infront of my whole class!
2007-07-11 14:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by Kathleen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard them before. They are not your personal stories. Next time try telling something a little closer to home.
2007-07-11 14:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by Emmah 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋