I need help getting REVENGE on one of my coworkers.?

Question

We work in an office setting. He just started with my company about a month ago and is nothing but a trouble for mostly the female staff. He is about 5'6 and 140lbs and is a New York stuck up asshole. I would like true revenge ideas. He acts like a three year old and thinks he's up for Vice-President next week. He keeps trying to tell everyone how to do their job....and no he is not in anyway incharge of even the cleaning lady....PLEASE HELP!!! I just want to give it back to him one time...Also I have told the other people he has been giving a hard time to that I was going to post a question and they are dying to hear the ideas....

I have tried to talk to him and he has told me if I can't handle what he says and does then I should quit...I have been with my company for a while and the owner/boss and his wife who is another boss of mine LOVE me. I am in no way shape or form going to loose my job. They have told me I would be the last to go. I talk to them on the phone at home, i have gone to their house and hung out and partied. They love me I am very assured nothing will happen if I pull a prank....and I am not going to admit to anything without Pictures.....If the glove doesn't fit they havce to aquit.

Answer 1

I was hoping I would read some good revenge ideas, but no one has posted any ideas so far, the only thing that occurs to me is to set up an email account with his boss's name on it and pretend that it is him who is sending this guy the email. You can call him on every thing he has done and tell him to stop it of he will be fired, he will probably be too embarrassed to talk to his boss about it and might stop his behavior. Just don't be mean or it will come back to bite you some time.

Answer 2

Possibly revenge may be the wrong tactic. Of course, it would feel good. But, he may only see the act as being mean, and not make the connection that the effort was aimed to adjust his attitude at work. I don't know enough about what you do, and he does at work to really recommend revenge. I admit though, that would be fun. I throw this out for consideration. If you printed up all the undesirable characteristics about this clown, in a professional format, and everyone sign it, then there will be no mistaking what his coworkers think of him. At this point, he obviously thinks of his own image at work much differently than everyone else. A signed paper will probably force him to re-evaluate his perceived image. It is very possible he doesn't truly recognize just how offensive he really is. As a side note here. I get a feeling that he may be over-compensating for the insecurity of a new job, portraying a great confidence in an effort to squash any thoughts out there that he is indeed, not confident. If that's the case, then the signed paper should be all the behavior modification you need. If that doesn't work, contact me about revenge.

Answer 3

There are myriad ways you can get back at this twerp! Use your feminine trickery! I'm a man and I know through the things my wife has told me about a woman's revenge that I am sure you can come up with some good ones, but I'll help you any way.

Start a rumor that cannot be traced to you that this ****** is gay and was seen performing oral sex on a guy in the parking lot. (you figure out the details)

Screw some of his work up. A report he has to turn in, a deadline he has to meet, a meeting he has to plan...you get the idea, don't you?

Have someone outside the office to start sending him racy E-mails telling him how hot he is and how much he is desired. It'll drive him crazy and could possibly lead him to lose his composure and his job!

If he's married, get his home phone and play the dirtiest trick of all and pretend to be his lover and you didn't know he was married and that he promised you marriage because you're pregnant!

Good luck and be careful!

Answer 4

Trust me... don't listen to anyone who says revenge isn't worth it. IT IS! My personal favs...

1. Learn how to use the pager system. Page him away from his desk every 10 minutes. Also give him commands... this works especially well if you have a similar voice to the boss (Ex. XXX. This is Ms. Blah speaking. I need you to report immediately to the first floor with 3 boxes of paper (or something equally as inconvenient)).(There are programs you can download for free where you can play with different voices)

2. Get him away from his desk. Take his stuff (cell phone, pager, wallet, snacks, fav. pens and lock them in the vending machine... so he has to pay to get them back.

3. I know it sounds like he'll see them but buy a good supply of whoopie cushions... and everytime he sits down... well you get the point... and 1/2 minutyes later have coworkers start complaining about the smell. And make sure noone believes his 'whoopie cushion story'.

4. Pretend he's not there. Seriously. Just walk straight through his office space... pretend he never exsisted. Have everyone (or almost) do this... it works seriously... do it long enough and you'll have him in tears

Answer 5

send out an office wide email titled joke of the day and say " i am red i have bumps and i am the size of a tic tac...what am i?" then tell everyone the answer is in _____(insert co workers name here) pants. that should ruffle his feathers a little bit..or if all else fails make cupcakes for the office but make a special one with chocolate ex lax mixed into the frosting and serve him that one!! he'll spend all day in the sh*tter and wont be able to boss people around :)

and before people start giving me thumbs down for being childish..she didnt ask for mature solutions or advice on how to ignore it..she asked how to get his panties in a twist and i think this is a good way!!

Answer 6

Not a good idea. This can get you terminated. This new co worker is just trying to do his job and is trying to stick out from the rest. If he is trying to tell people how to do their job and these people are potential slackers, he is going to be a shining star to management. Imagine if management gets hold of this question, who do you think is going to appear like the bad guy/gal? Not him, he's done nothing wrong. These type of employees if they continue to piss co workers off, will get themselves fired or in hot water. Let it ride and don't put any bad karma into his demeanor because as they say, what goes around comes around and you don't want anyone trying to take revenge on you oneday. Good Luck!

Answer 7

you want goooooood revenge..... tell him you know that the only reason he is up your a-- is because he is inlove with you and the whole job knows about the stalking.
**they have been talking about how he is tryin to sleep with everyone in the job just to get you jealous.
**if he wants YOU to set the record straight (because everyone else hates him) then he better back off!
** sexual harrasment gets people fired all the time and the other co-workers feel bad for you.
**they dont like how he throws himself at you - while trying to be a tight a-- too! THERE IS NOTHING SEXY ABOUT IT.

Answer 8

every time he comes near you or looks in your direction give him a look that says you're trying not to laugh at him because you know something he doesn't know. If you get the other people in the office to do this it'll really freak him out. And you can be happy knowing that you aren't doing anything to hurt him, his marriage etc.... He'll just wonder what the hell everybody is laughing about.

Answer 9

first of all, that transition candy spot the place you may pawn off issues on your predecessor is approximately 3 months. ninety days. it truly is it. 2d, her ought to broadcast is a bullhorn screaming, "lack of self belief." attempting to grasp a 5-year old glitch on a predecessor = "Incompetence." (ok, i'm assuming you at the instant are not dealing with nuclear stuff with a a million/2-existence of a hundred,000 years.) Plotting revenge = Waste of time (it truly is in basic terms about easily affecting your effectiveness on your modern place) in spite of the incontrovertible fact that, if a co-worker creates a antagonistic paintings environment . . . record a suited criticism.

Answer 10

If he's married you could call his house when he's at work (from a pay phone) and leave a message or something asking when his whore of a wife is going to be out of town so you can get it on. She'll get him for you.
Or make little fliers with his picture that says "Wanted for... (insert something silly) ex. perpatrator was seen stealing a tube of vagasil from the local Walgreens or was last seen masturbating on a shopping cart while holding a rubber duckie - witnessess descirbe the man as hung like a half eaten tic tac.