And the only thing on TV is Lawrence Welk.
Liver and onions for every meal.
Yes, Heaven is a giant nursing home in the sky.
2007-07-11 13:51:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
vistazan - Yes, and hearing that is what turned me into an abortion loving, ACLU card carrying, liberal, devil-worshiper.
2007-07-11 13:58:16 · update #1
If by Heaven you mean Abu Gahrib or Guantanamo Bay...
2007-07-11 13:53:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well God created earth and all the stars and other planets
in six days. When you see all the beautiful places on this earth
Then think Jesus said I go to prepare a place for you and
that was over 2000 years ago I ask you how beautiful heaven must be. I'm sorry you'll never find out.
2007-07-11 20:59:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey, havent you ever heard Pat Boones "A touch of Metal"? He covered all sorts of Heavy Metal songs by groups such as Metallica and Guns N Roses.
I kid you not. Listen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUTw8osIopc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxjoZIm2XGo
2007-07-11 20:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If thats true hell may be a better place to go so lets pray thats not the case. The bingo may be fun though..for like one game.
2007-07-11 20:56:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I happen to love Lawrence welk. That's the way Dabney Coleman would respond.
2007-07-11 20:59:00 · answer #5 · answered by expertless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think heaven is not so much about enjoyment and pleasure and indulging oneself as people assume today (this cheesecake is 'heavenly'), but more about redeeming oneself and purifying oneself. I like the word "oneself". It seems to me like it is a very simple but satisfying and loving place.
I agree with Bob T and Concerned
2007-07-11 20:57:49 · answer #6 · answered by kate 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is, but only for those who love that ****. Actually, try to think of Heaven as a chance to rectify your wrongs.
2007-07-11 20:55:42 · answer #7 · answered by Concerned 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, you have answered your own question in order to mock those who believe in God and heaven. Do as you wish. It does not change the truth about heaven being far more than what you claim.
2007-07-11 20:55:24 · answer #8 · answered by Bob T 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I thought it was continually praising Jesus and sacking Kurt Warner.
2007-07-11 20:54:47 · answer #9 · answered by Uncle Meat 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well you just made me book my seat in Hell.. give me debauchery any day to that..
*shudders at the thought of liver and onions..**
2007-07-11 20:55:53 · answer #10 · answered by genaddt 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋