Quasimodo, the hunchback of Notre dame, returns home from a hard day ringing the cathedral bells - and finds his wife standing in the kitchen with a wok.
'Fantastic' he says, is it chinese tonight, Esmerelda?'
'oh no', she says, 'l'm ironing your shirt'.
2007-07-11 13:38:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's just to funny,first thing in the morning,
ironing,hate it...
2007-07-11 22:12:40 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and the Hunchback of Notre Dame?
were talking to each other and Sleeping Beauty said that she was the most beautiful woman in the world.
Tom Thumb said that he is the smallest person in the world.
The Hunchback said that he is the ugliest person in the world.
Just to reconfirm their claims, they all decided to go to the Guinness Books of Records to check their status.
Sleeping Beauty came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office with a big grin on her face as she has been reconfirmed as the most beautiful woman in the world.
Tom Thumb came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office dancing a jig and whistling a tune as he is still the smallest person in the world.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame came out with a confused look on his face.
Sleeping Beauty and Tom Thumb were curious and asked the Hunchback what was wrong.
In a dejected and confused voice the Hunchback asked………………..
"Who the f##k is Wayne Rooney ?"
2007-07-11 20:43:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee Haa Haa
2007-07-11 13:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by Suzi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi
Remember that claim I put in for that accident at work love?
well it's been resolved.. I've got two years back pay and a lump sum.
Ray. West York's. U.K.
2007-07-11 13:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-07-11 13:41:00 · answer #5 · answered by Kesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's my Ironing board your making fun of Pal "O" Mine
Laughing so hard it hurts
2007-07-11 15:43:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For whom the bell tolls?
witty
2007-07-11 16:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-11 13:45:03 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-11 22:03:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good for a chuckle
here's a star
2007-07-11 14:01:16 · answer #10 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋