An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as te ground was hrad. His only son, Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Fred,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my teoubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad
Afew days later he recieved a letter from his son:
Dear Dad,
For heaven's sakeDad, don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Fred
At 4 am the next morning FBI agents and the local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man recieved another letter from his son:
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Fred
2007-07-11 12:58:02 · 35 answers · asked by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one!
hardly "lil'" though
2007-07-11 13:03:28 · answer #1 · answered by keybowvio 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont think i get it. did he say that so the FBI can dig up the ground for him?? ughhh one of these days im going to understand a joke without thinking too hard about it!
2007-07-11 13:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by Siroonig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww!! He's such a good son!! Except for the prison situation!!
2007-07-11 14:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job girl i love it somuch this is the most funniest joke that i had ever heard in my life and high 5 girl because you rocks and thanks for the laugh because you really did nail this one lol 10/10 and plus i had just gave you a star because i really do love your joke girl and take care.
2007-07-11 13:03:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-11 13:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was worth checking your site for! Pretty good!
2007-07-11 13:02:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww. i really liked this one. you get a star. this is the best joke i have heard ina while, so cute
2007-07-11 13:28:28 · answer #7 · answered by voiceangel17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Lol!* Very clever~ Earned yourself a star. :3
2007-07-11 13:02:08 · answer #8 · answered by Sen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one!
2007-07-11 13:01:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...thats the best one i have heard today!! I Love It!!!
2007-07-11 13:04:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooooo NOW i FINALLY get it i never but now o do hehe any whoo loved it ill give u a star!!! LMAO
2007-07-11 13:10:58 · answer #11 · answered by eeyore93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋