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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and make such an obvious error, he replied:

"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

I hope you like it =]

2007-07-11 12:36:25 · 3 answers · asked by =] 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

Yo! That's original ! Thanks.

2007-07-11 12:44:02 · answer #1 · answered by jcha 3 · 0 0

Fantastic! Have a star!

2007-07-11 20:03:11 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0 0

Good one! lol!

2007-07-11 20:40:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

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