What would Stone Cold do if he were a train conductor and the passenger gave him a hard time?

Question

What if the passenger cussed at him calling him bad names and he threw the change in his face?


What would Stone Cold Steve Austin do?

Answer 1

Drink a few beers persue to stomp a mud hole in the passengers a!@ and then drink a few more beers, and oh did I mention drink a few more beers.

Answer 2

He would stomp on the passenger, shouting out a gratuitous "Oh Hell Yeah!" and promptly get a knee injury. Management would try to fire him, but the labor board will put him back on light duty. He'll make a few special appearances with a lame knee brace on, but it wouldn't be the same as it was before. Then the Rock would step in and we'd all smell what he was cookin' and forget about Stone Cold...

Answer 3

He'd call the cops, and stop the train at the nearest highway crossing and everyone on the train would wait for the cops.

That's what the TSA says to do with unruly passengers post 9/11.

Then when he tried to hand the passenger over to the cops, the passenger would run into the woods with the cops in pursuit. The cops would say "We'll deal with this, you get your train back on schedule."

And then people would lie and say he did wrong. Just like this.
http://digg.com/world_news/Amtrak_Drops_Off_Diabetic_Man_In_the_Middle_Of_Nowhere_Now_He_s_Missing

Answer 4

Stone Cold Steve Austin is rich and dont gotta work for a RR so he would peek down from his private jet and laugh.

Answer 5

Go into a 'roid rage and put some fake wrestling moves on the passenger.

Answer 6

This "question" has been posted about 100 times. Can't you think of an original question?

Answer 7

Probably get himself fired.

Answer 8

Rub one out and cry like a baby.....who cares!

Answer 9

this is silly when do you return to school.
childish.