A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up b***h."
2007-07-11 11:52:18 · 22 answers · asked by josey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i LOVE IT!!!!!! that was hillarious!!! if you made that up..........................STAR FOR YOU!!!!!! and even if you didn't................... STAR FOR YOU ANYWAYS FOR PUTTING IT ON!!
2007-07-11 11:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by voiceangel17 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke!If I were the flight attendant I would have responded rather prosaicly but correctly as under
"Greetings Princess. Welcome to(name the country to which the plane belonged)! However, we expect visitors to our country to observe the laws of the land. And in case you are aware, Princess, a plane is a part of the country to which it belongs.Only it is airborne! Now be a nice,Princess and (in a barking tone)Put up your tray immediately."
That is the correct legal position. And it would have been a correct rejoinder to a 'Princess' with a blown up head.
2007-07-11 12:08:02 · answer #2 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool 1
2007-07-11 22:19:48 · answer #3 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao 10 star
2007-07-11 11:59:38 · answer #4 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-11 13:49:58 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love this one! You worded it much better than the last time i heard it LOL!
2007-07-11 21:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahah that's funny
2007-07-11 11:56:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha - I laughed the first time I heard it too!
2007-07-11 11:56:02 · answer #8 · answered by jet-set 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - and nicked - have a pointy thing as payment!
2007-07-11 11:58:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
loving it this one gets a star!!
2007-07-11 11:58:32 · answer #10 · answered by sassa63 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Liking it, haha
2007-07-11 11:55:39 · answer #11 · answered by ~ blondie ~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋