A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den i come. Den two asses come together. i come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't talk aloud in public places about our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said one of the men. "who's talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi."
2007-07-11 11:32:54 · 15 answers · asked by trancelator25574 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was really funny, thankyou, really good, have a star
2007-07-11 11:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by Karen R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, I am sure the person that posed this question has to be Lithuanian. Comparing Italian and Lithuanian is like comparing Nutella with something that has the same color but is not eatable.
2016-05-19 23:08:15 · answer #2 · answered by lu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thatsa funny! One daya Ima gonna go to America and find this Missis and her pee with her.
2007-07-11 12:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by upyerjumper 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-11 13:52:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is funny
star 4 u
2007-07-11 11:37:47 · answer #5 · answered by stephie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-07-14 12:37:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats funny! i didnt know what he was talking about at first
2007-07-11 11:40:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha luv ur joke!!!!im sooo tellin it 2mz 2 my italian mate looooool STAR 4 u *************
2007-07-11 11:42:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty funny man i give you ****and a half star...
2007-07-11 11:48:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha - Excellent!!!!
2007-07-12 00:11:12 · answer #10 · answered by MinibabeUK73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋