MEN NEVER LISTEN!
In a Chicago hospital, a visitor gentleman had made several
attempts to Get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse
Noticed his predicament."Sir," she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to
Touch any of the buttons on the wall. He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the
buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letter: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a
Nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
Replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.
2007-07-11 10:57:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A large powder puff
Caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this
Unbelievable pleasure ..The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving. When the powder puff completed, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button
which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew when he opened his eyes,he was in a hospital bed,
And a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing
The ATR button." The nurse replied, "The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
Men Never Listen!
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2007-07-11 10:57:36 · update #1
omg.. that was funny... i am laughing a silently as i can.. there are kids in the room and they would ask me what was going on.. and they would never let up until i tell them.. no fair for posting this
2007-07-11 11:09:31 · answer #1 · answered by vis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thus the reason his man-card was revoked...
Article 27 of the abridged man code...clearly forbids any man from entering the ladies room for any reason!!!
2007-07-11 12:47:06 · answer #2 · answered by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's another good joke and a good belly laugh, makes you want to cross your legs when you are reading it though!
2016-05-19 22:41:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I didn't hear the last part of your question, my mind wandered when I heard about the WA button. Mmmm.
Just kidding. That was funny. Thanks.
2007-07-11 11:13:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch. i'll be scarred 4ever. LOL
i dont know what PP means, and I probably don't want to know
2007-07-11 11:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh dangg lmao; very funny
2007-07-11 11:23:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol stupid man
2007-07-11 11:04:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that is sooo sad. Ha, ha, ha :D
2007-07-11 11:05:29 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!
2007-07-11 11:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by bigjohn B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA that was great =]
2007-07-11 11:02:27 · answer #10 · answered by ♥*♦♫ Candi♥*♦♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋