few cocktails, the men began discussing their
home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times,"
the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning
she made me delicious crepes, and she told
me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,"
the Italian responded, "and this morning she
made me a wonderful omelet and told me
she could never love another man."
When the Englishman remained silent, the
Frenchman smugly asked "And how many
times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted.
"And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
2007-07-11 09:59:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where can I meet this English man?
2007-07-11 10:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, if only it were true.
If I'm an average Englishman - after about 3 minutes I get a bit bored and fancy a cup of tea!
2007-07-11 17:12:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a cool James Bond style lol
2007-07-11 18:37:03 · answer #3 · answered by Julie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I give you a perfect score
2007-07-11 17:07:40 · answer #4 · answered by xXxTear-dropsxXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh ya the english dude told the all romancy dudes lol
2007-07-11 17:06:52 · answer #5 · answered by imsuckfan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I' agree.
It's better to not put own life at risk with English cooking.
So it's better to keep f.* for own life
2007-07-12 09:37:40 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is a good one! good one for the englishman he made the others look sad
2007-07-11 17:14:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one!
2007-07-12 00:50:15 · answer #8 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny u get a star
2007-07-11 17:41:16 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Gamergurl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! The English are always the best!!!
2007-07-11 17:02:25 · answer #10 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋