There was an old cowhand who owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board..
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day
and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night."
"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the rancher.
2007-07-11 09:40:14 · 6 answers · asked by lb_kj 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was so Not a good joke !!! You couldn't come up with a better one...lol. I'm just playing!! Larry loves you anyway!!
2007-07-11 11:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Ambo 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The agent from the Montana Wage and Hour Department must have been talking to my Brother-in-law.
This was a great story; and, it's true to boot!
Thanks for sharing.
2007-07-12 00:10:02 · answer #2 · answered by Montana me 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-11 22:21:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No self esteem, eh?
2007-07-11 16:47:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
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2007-07-11 16:47:11 · answer #5 · answered by junior j 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL!!
2007-07-11 17:04:43 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋