Pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
Bartender: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
Bartender: "What about that eye patch?"
Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them pooped in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you can't lose an eye just from bird poop".
Pirate: "Well, it was my first day with the hook."
2007-07-11 09:27:13 · 16 answers · asked by kayboff 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a good thing he didn't have jock itch!
2007-07-11 12:36:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 were the best.
2016-04-01 09:38:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW that has to be the best joke on the face of this earth. 12/10. Keep em coming
2007-07-11 09:40:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-11 15:10:42 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star for a laugh, my friend...
Good one.
2007-07-11 09:56:11 · answer #5 · answered by ROSE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo!
Have a star.
2007-07-11 09:52:15 · answer #6 · answered by listen68 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it before, but still funny lol.
2007-07-11 09:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Funny!!
2007-07-11 09:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL...thanks Kay....cute one!!
2007-07-11 16:49:27 · answer #9 · answered by KAT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"WOW!" What a lovely joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll give you a star!!!
2007-07-11 09:36:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋