Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from
0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the
window and sure enough there was a box gift
wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused,
the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday
2007-07-11 09:21:31 · 17 answers · asked by Deb S 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That Ed is one bright guy!
Loved the joke. It gave me a great laugh!
2007-07-11 10:43:25 · answer #1 · answered by P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is even funnier once you study all the stupid stuff from very youthful ones thinking they're being sensible. possibly they do no longer comprehend the adaptation between senior citizen and senior in extreme college. different than those young ones attempting to refill the class, there are some rather exciting concepts right here. . .
2016-10-01 09:44:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, what a low blow. So friggin hilarious though. LMAO for the first time today.
2007-07-11 09:47:28 · answer #3 · answered by spicy_salsa69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-11 14:56:58 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, cute...you gave me a smile with this one. 1-10 scale, about 7.5
2007-07-11 09:27:37 · answer #5 · answered by ihatepenndot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whow veryy funny have a star
2007-07-11 10:19:13 · answer #6 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!!!! I like that 1! starz 4 u!!
2007-07-11 09:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, I love it. A star for you!
2007-07-11 09:26:03 · answer #8 · answered by lexie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololololol
that's funny! I wonder what the woman did to her husband.........
2007-07-11 09:39:54 · answer #9 · answered by Control 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLZ chuckle chuckle....<><><><><>
2007-07-11 09:25:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋