Smoking bad been in place for just over a week and already people caught smoking at Glasgow Airport....
2007-07-11 08:49:39 · 30 answers · asked by gimp 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's not a question.
2007-07-11 08:51:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.
2007-07-11 16:01:18 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a Scotsman, I'm American but I must say; Just because one places a question mark after something doesn't automatically qualify or validate it as a question...
EDIT:What a police state we have come to when people are "caught" smoking in public. I don't smoke and smoke makes me sick but How much worse the erosion of personal dignities and freedoms in the Anglo/American and western world have just evaporated. I always was told it would come to this and I slowly watched it but I still can't believe it in even my own lifetime.
2007-07-11 15:54:27 · answer #3 · answered by kjh4129 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well their addicted to it and whats it with glasgow airport these days its been on the news for like a hundred times
2007-07-11 15:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by DILAILA!!! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Smokming should be banned. Yes, bad breath, yellow teeth, ugly wringled people, is what I hate to see and smell... People dying from cancer is what I hate, especially one that smoked. Thank you Bush.
2007-07-11 15:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is 42
2007-07-11 15:53:07 · answer #6 · answered by clearwaterlab 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...sorry. Someone referred to me as smoking hot. Apparently security only heard the smoking part.
2007-07-11 15:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not only is it not a question, but it's (already) an old joke. And not in the slightest bit funny or accurate. So it fails on every count.
2007-07-11 15:51:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Airport jokes coming thick and fast, still funny though, lol x
2007-07-11 15:52:49 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all they need to do is go to stoke on trent the smoking ban doesnt start there until the 2nd august
2007-07-11 15:56:17 · answer #10 · answered by lou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why put a question mark at the end of a comment?
2007-07-11 15:52:25 · answer #11 · answered by The Zunester 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋