what do u do with a drunken sailor?

Answer 1

I would sing along!!

Intro
What shall we do with a drunken sailor, (3×)
Early in the morning?

Chorus
Hoo–ray/Wey–hey/Heave-ho and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Verses
Put him in the longboat till he’s sober, (3×)[1]
Early in the morning.
Put him in the longboat and make him bail 'er, (3×)[2]
Early in the morning.
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it, (3x)
Early in the morning.
Pull out the plug and wet him all over, (3×)[3]
Early in the morning.
Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him, (3×)[4]
Early in the morning.
Heave him by the leg in a running bowline, (3×)[5]
Early in the morning.
Soak 'im in oil 'till he sprouts flippers, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Spray him with whiskey and light him on fire, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Take him and shake him and try to wake him, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Hit 'im on the head with a broken hammer, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Hang him from the sails til his eyeballs fall out, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3×)[6]
Early in the morning.
Keelhaul him, keelhaul him (3×)[7]
Early in the morning.
Put him into bed with the captain's daughter, (*) (3×)
Early in the morning.
You've never seen the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×)[8]
Early in the morning.
Put him in the back of the paddywagon, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Put him in his bunk with his pants on backwards, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Hang him from the yard-arm by his toe nails, (3x)
Early in the morning.
Send him down to Davy Jones’ Locker, (3x)
Early in the morning.
Give him bevvy with a twist of oil, (3x)
Early in the morning.

Outro
That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor, (3×)
Early in the morning.
* The Captains Daughter was the other name for the cat o' nine-tails whip

Answer 2

I can tell you what I "did" with a drunken sailor if you like.... on a flight back from Boston about 7 years ago, flying alone I was sitting in my seat (luckily at the very very back) expecting some great fat American to come occupy the empty seat next to me... but much to my delight a rather fit tanned young guy sat down. Well he was a sailor returning from an American boat race going back to Southampton. We clicked right away and ordered plenty of vino.... I'll end it here by saying I've never landed after a long flight and not wanted to get off the plane.. and never have i had such an enjoyable flight in my life!!

Answer 3

I'd be careful with drunken sailors, they are used to extreme danger on the high seas. 6,000 sailors go out to sea for 6 months at a time and only 3,000 couples make it back.

Answer 4

Nothing I can talk about here.

Actually though, that does remind me of a cute story that's all true. My ex and his girlfriend have a charter bus company here in Tampa. One night she had dropped off a group of party goers and was on the way home. She saw a couple of sailors outside the Ybor City strip who could hardly walk and it was a ways from the docks, so she gave them a ride "home" to their boat in the bus. As a result our whole family got invited to tour the submarine the next day. It was awesome, we had a great time!

Answer 5

This was the lyrics of a version sang by a Liverpool folk group who sadly disbanded back in 1989. They were very famous, called the Spinners. They had a hit with this in 1967 and it was on their album Another Spinner by Fontana records.

Answer 6

...what can you do with a drunken sailor? What can you do with a drunken sailor... eaaaaaaaarly in the morning?!

Answer 7

my boyfriend is in the navy and from my experience with drunken sailors the best thing to do with them is ignore them till they sober up and then make them grovel and apologise and spend the next couple of days making it up to you for the stupid things they invariably do when they are drunk !

Answer 8

Tell him a joke!

An old retired sailor puts on his uniform and goes to the docks. While he is there he hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it the best he can for a bloke his age and pauses to ask "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well sailor I'd say you were doing about 3 knots",
"3 knots!" "Whats that supposed to mean?" he asks.

"You're knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot getting your f***ing money back!" lol:)

Answer 9

Have him buy me a drink, admire his uniform and...I'm too much of a lady to say the rest but I think that uniform would look really cute on the floor at the foot of my bed.

Answer 10

put him incharge of an oil tanker early in the morning. Like the Exxon Valdes