Peter's pump up partner
Was starting to decay.
He'd had the thing for many years
And used it every day.
It's time to buy another one.
Perhaps he'll go for black.
He took the bus to Liverpool
And got the next one back.
He tore his buddy from its box.
So eager to inflate.
Anticipation took its toll
And Peter couldn't wait.
But he was in for quite a shock.
It wasn't Peter's day.
In lustful thirst
The rubber burst
And buddy blew away.
2007-07-11 07:58:36 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny!!!
Have a star!!!
2007-07-11 08:04:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
Red lorry, yellow lorry.
Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-07-11 08:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-11 08:09:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-07-11 08:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by Kelly B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old is gold, by your side night and day.
New are never true any excuse will do...
For them to flare-up, burst and fly away!!!
2007-07-11 08:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least they never have headaches.
2007-07-11 08:07:16 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok. i think you have given us nice one's before. neway good try. keep it up.
2007-07-11 10:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by Kesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im not getting it
2007-07-11 08:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
2007-07-11 08:59:12 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It rhymed..
2007-07-11 08:38:18 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋