The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
2007-07-11 07:42:13 · 17 answers · asked by CNJ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
enjoy the star
2007-07-11 07:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by me, myself, and i 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-07-11 08:00:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a GREAT joke! I love johnnie jokes!
2007-07-11 08:14:34 · answer #3 · answered by Tara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I donot think of that's humorous, yet am getting very traumatic approximately what form of human beings stay in this worldwide! lol.....perhaps while they have been handing out brains, they have been out enjoying ball! (in the event that they did not harm themselves with the ball).....
2016-12-14 05:52:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute i gave u a star
2007-07-11 07:45:50 · answer #5 · answered by INTROUBLE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great.
2007-07-11 07:57:28 · answer #6 · answered by candywhite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3rd grade humor
2007-07-11 08:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by Greg 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cool
2007-07-11 07:48:42 · answer #8 · answered by Destiny 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA I love Johnny jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-11 07:51:46 · answer #9 · answered by sharon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute, star for you!
2007-07-11 07:44:30 · answer #10 · answered by heartlover2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋