If anyone has a good idea for a disease (the sillier the better) please let me know!
2007-07-11 06:30:22 · 4 answers · asked by cluckder 1 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases
You're looking for a fake disease?
Maybe "homeworkitis" -- defined as an allergy to homework; symptoms could be anxiety, procrastination, overwhelming urges to play video games instead; treatment could be avoidance of homework.
Or -- have you see the You Tube clips of the fainting goats (they hear a loud noise and fall over). This is caused by a real condition called myotonia congenita. You could develop a disease called something like: "school-induced myotonia congenita" in which the school bell ringing causes kids to turn and run to the playground.
Or "Lunchroom gastritis" -- nausea and stomach upset caused by cafeteria food.
come up with just about anyting and put an "itis" or an "osis" at the end of it and you can make it sound like a disease.
2007-07-11 11:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by transplant mom 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have Myasthenia Gravis. It is a neuromuscular disease and is rare and very interesting to read about.
2007-07-11 10:55:36 · answer #2 · answered by Loretta M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gout is good. Also, Scurvy or Syphilis. These diseases are very rare now. Another fun one is elephantitis.
2007-07-11 06:51:34 · answer #3 · answered by conductorbrat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gonnorhea! (Like that Seinfeld episode!)
2007-07-11 06:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by zippythejessi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋