Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, Momma can't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye.
Reading his Mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Maria comes to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sends his Mom an email:
"Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you didn't take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Anthony"
Several days later, Anthony receives an email response from his Momma.
"Figlio mio, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now."
2007-07-11 05:18:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For any1 that asked yes i am blonde!!
and i dno bwt the italian names
2007-07-11 05:25:06 · update #1
no- not really. r u a blonde
2007-07-11 05:21:48 · answer #1 · answered by Oliver Hanson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blimey an Aesop fable.
2007-07-11 12:22:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats funny lmfao
2007-07-11 12:21:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, never expected that ending. (why the Italian names)?
2007-07-11 12:24:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before but it was with a ladle. Still funny though!!
2007-07-11 12:21:49 · answer #5 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooo i heard one about the gravy boat but this one is rllyyy gudd!!! u get a star!! =)
2007-07-11 12:22:11 · answer #6 · answered by Daisy! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever mom
2007-07-11 12:40:25 · answer #7 · answered by polly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pretty funny
2007-07-11 13:05:30 · answer #8 · answered by sockMonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. long but worth it. here u get a *.
2007-07-11 12:24:12 · answer #9 · answered by Kesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i thought it was funny
2007-07-11 12:22:15 · answer #10 · answered by JULES B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats pretty funny =)
2007-07-11 12:23:01 · answer #11 · answered by asianmonkey_ninja 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋