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A zen garden, how peaceful and surreal.
Mediate once more Darth Vader while the butterflys flutters around you.

I am yellow,
I am a flower
I am a weed

Dandelion, puffs away,
Make my wish come true some day.

2007-07-11 05:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by :-( Red Robin - The Doormat 2 · 8 0

Nastiest Weed on the Death Star.

2007-07-11 05:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by LaptopJesus 5 · 3 0

I'm just a wage slave, sir, but if you keep calling us rebels, you're gonna lose your scientists, and then no new shiny things to beat up rebels with...capice?

I resent the implication that I am a smuggler by the way. I am an EXPLORER. I'm scientifically exploring some goods over here, and later, I'll explore them OVER THERE.

2007-07-11 05:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 3 0

Zen makes no distinction between "flower" and "weed." These words are perception, not reality.

2007-07-11 05:20:41 · answer #4 · answered by Muffie 5 · 1 0

A flower Sir...do you want me to come over and plant you some beautiful flowers for you to enjoy...I have a "green thumb", and I can
make anything grow...once I bought some pussywillow branches from the store and stuck one in the ground...guess what...it grew.

2007-07-11 05:18:44 · answer #5 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 2 0

I am the lily delicately standing in solitude over the babbling brook ... {angelic harps strum in background}

8^P

2007-07-11 05:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. G™ 5 · 2 0

I am the mower, LordVader. The trimmer. The weed killer.

2007-07-11 05:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 2 0

But I'm not a flower!

2007-07-11 05:17:50 · answer #8 · answered by lupinesidhe 7 · 1 0

weed

2007-07-11 05:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

didn't know you were such a free spirit Vader

2007-07-11 05:17:25 · answer #10 · answered by reelperspectiv 5 · 0 0

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