How Dare You!
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little.
She still could not reach the step.
Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more.
Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted
up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus.
The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my pants three times, I thought that we were friends."
2007-07-11 04:26:23 · 34 answers · asked by shaktimaan 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice to start the day with a good laugh.
Here's one in return.
What do you call 50-lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A start!
Have a great day.
2007-07-19 04:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it heres 1 for you all!__XThere were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up.
The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky."
The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "so I can get some lights in here, its dark!"
The third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking, "Why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?"
He replied, "So," he said proudly, "I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us.
2007-07-19 03:31:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
'A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Sardar.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Sardar says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''
2007-07-12 22:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very nice joke. I gave star to it. Keep on sending good jokes and make us to laugh. It's a medicine too.
A sardarji was sitting at a beach. An American asked him"Are you relaxing?"
Sardarji said "No, I am Ramsingh."
2007-07-19 02:23:02 · answer #4 · answered by surya 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol.! Here's a star best thing i heard all day!
2007-07-18 20:12:31 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. Made the day.
2007-07-18 10:45:32 · answer #6 · answered by miss bean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
Thanks
R
2007-07-16 16:19:43 · answer #7 · answered by muesky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh man well damn how cute that's poem was nice it was off da chain hahahahahahaha.lol you funny.lol take it easy extra.*
2007-07-19 01:34:45 · answer #8 · answered by shame on them 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
good ones come once in a while
2007-07-11 04:30:54 · answer #9 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh MY God! I have heard it before but it is still outrageously Funny… Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you!!!
2007-07-11 08:07:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋