whats the worst thing ur dog has done to u?

Question

whats the worst thing that ur dog/s has done that has affected u? my dog chewed up a $200 usb

Answer 1

Various dogs throught the years have
- chewed up mothers dentures
- eaten hole in wall board in 2 houses
- spilled a cigar box of buttons all over two rooms
- chewed holes in 2 winter coat pockets
- chewed 4 pairs of expensive shoes
- chewed up bite guards
- chewed 2 CPAP mask
- chewed up flooring tile
- stained kitchen floor by tiping over garbage and berry pieces sat on floor until I got home
- thrown up on my bed
- torn comforter by digging at it to make nesting spot
- stollen my supper off the stove
- eaten things off the table that had been bought to serve to guests that were coming
- chewed a book
- chewed up some legal papers
- tripped my handicapped father
- broken and chewed collars
- chewed up crate pads and dog bedding
- scared the ___ out of me by wondering off when my attention was distracted

Died many years after having done any of these and left a big hole in my heart.

Friends and family could also add:
- climbed ladder into attic and then fell through ceiling
- show dog slipped collar and run away and got pregnant by mutt
- slipped collar and ran away from young teen because of fireworks
- bite family friend that startled dog by waking it up by stepping over it
- dug under fence when owner was away and adult children where stopping by house to let dog in and out
- ate knee high stocking and had to have surgery

Answer 2

My German Shepherd shredded 2 telephone books and an excellent catalog into aboslute confetti and unfold it everywhere in the abode one afternoon while she became right into a domestic dog. rather much the worst element she ever did nevertheless, became into she made a dive for between the tennis balls that an previous guy had on the ft of his walker. If she hadn't been on a leash, she'd have been off and working with the whole element, walker and previous guy dragging alongside at the back of her, wagging her tail the whole way!

Answer 3

I was having a housewarming party and had spent all day cleaning. My dog at the time, Rocky, had been lazily following me around. I went in the bathroom to put on the finishing touches of makeup, then the doorbell rang so I went out to let the guests in. While I had been in the bathroom Rocky had grabbed the toilet paper roll in the other bathroom, ran round the house with it and shredded a bunch. So, basically when I let everyone in it I had pieces of toilet paper EVERYWHERE. Very tastefull.

Answer 4

My Pit has chewed threw many computer cords and shoes. But the worst is when I left my cell phone on the end table and when I got home I guess she was pissed because she couldn't call out on the it, because she chewed it up!

Answer 5

My pug wanted to hang out with me outside the other day while I was working on a project. He could see me through the fence but wanted to be next to me. So, being a pug, he's squealing and crying so I put him in the house because it was wearing on my nerves. I came in the house to install the project and was welcomed by a big pile of doo in the middle of the kitchen floor...

Answer 6

We were stupid and thought it would be fun to take my dog to the fireworks display in our town. He freaked out at the noise and my boyfriend picked him up to comfort him. He clawed like crazy and scratched up my bf's whole back. When we were about to leave, we realized the dog had pooped on my bf's shoe because he was so scared.

Answer 7

In one day my dog ate a $50 bill and a pair of Doc Martin shoes. Neither of them belonged to me and I had to replace them.

Answer 8

Bites my other dog, which is his brother until the blood came out both of them...
Bad dog, bad dog.

Answer 9

lol @ Bambi's reply.....................thanks just spat my drink all over the screen =]

the worse mine has done was drag out everything from a black bin bag that I had meant to take out before I left and it was EVERY where as I walked back in with people that had never been to my house before...........was not amused.

regards

Answer 10

It randomly started pooping and peeing in the house again just to be an asshole every time I wasn't home