Married couple in bed ,phone rings wife answers(a blonde.) "how would I know the coast is two hundred miles away idiot". On waking the husband asks who was that, dunno! she replied,"what did they say he said" wife said "she was asking if the coast was clear".
2007-07-11 03:59:42 · 17 answers · asked by terrano 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I really hate it when people call up and ask dumb questions like that!!! Happens to me ALL the time! (flipping blonde hair back over the shoulder)
2007-07-11 04:06:21 · answer #1 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the one asking if the coast was clear should have realised that they were speaking to a woman (and not the husband) before asking the question
2007-07-11 04:10:40 · answer #2 · answered by Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. While we're on the subject, scientists have discovered that they were wrong about Alheimer's. It turns out that gray hair is a form of blondness.
2007-07-11 04:13:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-07-11 04:13:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I heard them all. Did not see that one coming though.
2007-07-11 04:12:37 · answer #5 · answered by stonecolddonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Howling wi laughing. Must remember that un!
LMFAO
2007-07-11 07:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
v.funny - 7/10
2007-07-11 04:03:12 · answer #7 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she was a true blonde...but I have heard it before.....still got a chuckle though
2007-07-11 04:08:06 · answer #8 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheeky boy!! x x
2007-07-11 04:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by Dolly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol - and im a blonde :D
2007-07-11 04:03:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋