Pulled an old woman at a club last night. She was well fit for 55. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked me if I'd ever had a mother/ daughter 3-some.? I said no. She said tonight was my lucky night.
Went back to hers. She opened the door and shouted up the stairs...
" Mum, you still awake."
2007-07-11 03:24:11 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lve heard a different version to this one, but your ending is better
2007-07-11 04:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke has been told in a multitude of forms for many years. It's always a shocker, though, and causes at least a smile.
2007-07-11 10:27:08 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but funny none the less....
7/10
2007-07-11 10:30:02 · answer #3 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before still ok tho for the 3rd time
2007-07-11 15:01:33 · answer #4 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a little bit funny.
2007-07-11 10:28:56 · answer #5 · answered by candra_calhoon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, still laughing
2007-07-11 10:29:53 · answer #6 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was kind of obvious before the punchline - if i'd had a few drinks maybe i'd have laughed
2007-07-11 10:27:58 · answer #7 · answered by JeckJeck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i read it last week on same site. but still makes me lough. u got a star for this one.
2007-07-11 12:43:49 · answer #8 · answered by Kesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha x x
2007-07-11 11:10:04 · answer #9 · answered by Dolly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grossly Funny. well done ole' chap.
2007-07-11 10:27:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋