A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive
blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to
the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in
thehouse. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail
box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the
house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she
came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it
closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is
something wrong?" To which she replied," There certainly is!"(are you
ready? . this is a beauty ...)My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE
GOT MAIL."
2007-07-11 03:13:52 · 18 answers · asked by sonia 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA! Hilarious! Hear this:
Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed with her?
...To see how long she slept! LOL
=D
Great joke by you!
2007-07-11 03:24:14 · answer #1 · answered by -e.j- 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cool 1
2007-07-11 10:20:59 · answer #2 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh Blonde jokes....
I love it 8/10
2007-07-11 10:17:38 · answer #3 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. Good one.
2007-07-11 11:23:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit long winded but when u get to the punch line it was worth it
lol
2007-07-11 10:17:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still funny!
2007-07-11 10:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 7
2007-07-11 10:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-11 10:25:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-11 10:17:55 · answer #9 · answered by Bethany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's ones good. what do you think of this
Did you hear about that new paint color Blonde, I hear it spreads easy.
2007-07-11 10:33:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋