Q. Why is dating like a game of cards?
A. Because if you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.
Q: How many country singers does it take to
replace a light bulb?
A: Two, one two put in the light bulb and another
to sing about how much he misses the old one.
What does two neurons do in a women head?
Nobody knows, the event has never occurred.
What is a woman's ashole doing when she is making love?
He is at home watching the kids.
Why are sportscars like hemorrhoids?
Most asholes get them sooner or later.
: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?
One is made of plastic and is a potential risk to children.
2007-07-11 03:04:21 · 17 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad, you get the passing grade. lol
2007-07-11 04:12:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They aren't the best I've heard, but I really like the country singer and Michael Jackson ones
2007-07-11 10:11:41 · answer #2 · answered by Ms B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first 2 and the last one, although I would add just a little to the punch-line of the last one. Good job!
2007-07-11 10:09:36 · answer #3 · answered by Lissa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never a truer word spoken about Michael Jackson,
Like em all though.
2007-07-11 10:11:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
None of those are funny.
The first one is ok, and the michael jackson one would be better if the punchline had 'the other carries shopping' or something... y'know, to point out that you're talking about jacko.
2007-07-11 10:09:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. Especially the country singer one.
2007-07-11 10:08:24 · answer #6 · answered by M C 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q. Why is dating like a game of cards?
A. Because if you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.
my motto.
2007-07-11 10:08:05 · answer #7 · answered by Jim Shorts 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race?
They ended up in a tie.
2007-07-11 10:17:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one pulled a smile from me.
2007-07-11 10:23:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well good nice 1
2007-07-11 10:13:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋