Did you hear the one about the nun who ran out of gas?

Question

A young Nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out making
her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, there was a gas
station just one block away. She walked to the station to borrow a can
with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up.
The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas can he owned had just
been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure it would be
back shortly.

Since the Nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and
walked back to her car. After looking through her car for something to
carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking
to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled
it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car, two men watched her
from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said: "I know
that it is said that Jesus turned water into wine, but if that car starts,
I'm going to church every Sunday for the rest of my life.

Answer 1

That's funny! You got a star.

Answer 2

ha. ha. ha. Did you hear the only with regard to the guy who opened a dry-cleansing business enterprise around the corner to the convent? He knocked on the door and asked the mummy greater advantageous if she had any grimy behavior.

Answer 3

Holy water
There were these three nuns who haven't EVER done anything bad. They wanted to know what it felt like to do something bad, so they told their priest about there situation. He told them to go out and do something bad, but make sure to come back and drink some holy water afterwards.
One hour later....
The first nun comes back shouting "Priest! Priest! I've done something really bad!"
"What did you do?"
"I stole a woman’s purse!"
"Drink some holy water and you will be forgiven"
She did what the priest said, and drank the water.
The 2 nun comes in shouting "Priest! Priest! I've done something really, really bad!"
"What did you do?"
"I set a house on fire!"
"Well, drink some holy water and you'll be forgiven"
She did what the priest said, and drank the water.
The third nun comes in from a room shouting "Priest! Priest! I've done something really, really, really bad!"
"What did you do?"
“I went pee in the holy water!"

Four nuns went to confession seeking absolution. The priest asked each in turn what sin they had committed that he might guide them toward salvation.
The first nun said that she had seen a man's private parts. The priest said "wash your eyes with holy water and you shall be forgiven.”
The second nun said that she had touched a man's private parts. The priest said "wash your hands in the holy water and you shall be forgiven.”
As the third nun was about to enter the confessional the fourth nun stopped her and said "excuse me, sister, but do you mind if I gargle with the holy water before you sit in it?"




One morning two priests head to the showers. It isn't until they were already in the shower, that they realized they didn't bring any soap. Father Bob decides he'll run back for the soap. Rather than get dressed, he peeks out into the hallway, and since no one is around, he decides to make a run for it.

He gets the two bars of soap and checks the hall before heading back to the showers. All was clear, so he makes a break for it. Just as he turns the corner to the showers, he spots three nuns walking towards him. With nowhere to go, and hoping that the nuns will think he is a statue, he stands perfectly still, holding the two bars of soap.

The nuns approach and the first nun says, "Oh my, look at that! Isn't that the most life-like statue you've ever seen?" She steps up for a closer look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priests’ knob. Startled, he drops the first bar of soap.

"Oh Heavens," she exclaims, "I got a bar of soap!"
The second nun is also amazed at how realistic the statue looks, so she steps in for a closer look. She takes a couple of yanks on the priests’ knob, and he drops the other bar of soap.

"My goodness, I got a bar of soap also!"

The nuns can't believe it.

The third nun, overcome by the miracle statue, walks up to it and gives a few tugs to the priests knob.

"My God, this is amazing," she says, "I got liquid soap!"

Answer 4

i dont think I get it