An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,
"Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a Scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"
2007-07-11 01:28:42 · 20 answers · asked by bernman101 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I present you with this lovely star. LOL, and I think I peed my pants a little!
2007-07-18 17:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke!! I guess you could say scripture saves!!!(O.k that was the lamest pun in the world!) Did you know there really was an old lady being mugged, so she pulled a handgun out of her purse and shot the guy in the leg! Then she witnessed to him!! I think that is freakin awsome!!!!
2007-07-18 17:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by ambassador 4 Christ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke! Good for him. He should be ashamed robbing an old lady.
~Candice~
2007-07-11 01:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by Candice 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny i laughed out loud! heres a star
2007-07-17 16:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one heres a star for that.
2007-07-17 15:00:40 · answer #5 · answered by Kayla M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Good one pal.
2007-07-18 01:25:46 · answer #6 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one at first I didn't get the end. But reread what she had said. He doesn't know about ..that's why? Very good.
2007-07-11 01:36:57 · answer #7 · answered by Sunset 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hoho --- a good one !!!
....thank You for the laughs....
It should work with all thieves and
burglars in the world, so we had PARADISE...
Aaron.
2007-07-11 01:57:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-16 08:48:31 · answer #9 · answered by mari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-11 01:33:00 · answer #10 · answered by Conan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋