A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
2007-07-11 01:04:36 · 20 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats better. l hope you aint gonna continue with this theme though, hang on its wednesday..............maybe l'll just go away and hide
2007-07-11 01:16:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant !!!
I give You a star...
And I must report You to Mister Tiger Woods,
if I see him next season in
Phuket / Thailand on the golf-curse...
Aaron.
2007-07-11 01:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I like to play around as well.
2007-07-11 01:09:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute!
2007-07-11 01:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by JQ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha but i feel sorry 4 the guy
2007-07-11 02:39:49 · answer #5 · answered by polly 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great Joke! I love it! Star from me to you!
~Candice~
2007-07-11 01:17:34 · answer #6 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was that a question or were you just sharing? because.......... Tiger wouldn't do that.
2007-07-11 01:11:00 · answer #7 · answered by Bianca 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now you've gone and done it, just reading e-mails and laughed and spilt coffee on my part Siamese she, I'm dead with that look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-11 04:34:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
2007-07-11 01:17:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO .... i've heard that one before but it sure is a goodie !!
2007-07-11 01:09:21 · answer #10 · answered by Shannon 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋