The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
2007-07-11 00:53:40 · 16 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh dear, still you gotta start somewhere hehehe
2007-07-11 01:13:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey CJ finally a joke I have not heard YOU GET A STAR...I would give you more stars if I could.....:D
My ex wife was just the opposite...she would have give the prisoner a pardon after the first time.......
2007-07-11 04:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao.
2007-07-11 08:24:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-07-11 04:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good LOLx
2007-07-11 02:55:44 · answer #5 · answered by LOL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-11 00:56:49 · answer #6 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-07-11 02:41:31 · answer #7 · answered by polly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, that was funny!
2007-07-11 01:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by JQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaa i like that one!
2007-07-11 01:01:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FANTASTIC DARLIN XXXX
2007-07-11 02:49:45 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋