Three men were discussing ageing at the nursing home.
Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old.
You always feel like you have to pee.
And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes
out!'
'Ah, that's nothin ',' said the 70-year-old.
When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement anymore.
You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and
nothin' comes out!'
'Actually,' said the 80-year-old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'
'Do you have trouble peeing too?' asked the 60-year-old.
'No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00.
I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.'
'Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?'
'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.'
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, 'Let me get this
straight.
You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. So
what's so tough about being 80?'
'I don't wake up until 7:00.'
2007-07-11 00:38:31 · 3 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha lol thats funny
2007-07-11 00:43:17 · answer #1 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You actually have a funny one this time Conan!
2007-07-11 08:40:41 · answer #2 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i wish i will not turn 80
2007-07-11 07:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋