A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe
distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that little f***er on the phone now!”
Perplexed, his wife says, “Why on earth do you want to talk to the cat”?
Her Husband replies,
“ I'm lost and I need directions!"
2007-07-10 23:18:52 · 15 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROGER L - Thats bloody brilliant! Catnav ha haha ha ha ha ha bloody ha ha
2007-07-10 23:27:37 · update #1
CatNav
2007-07-10 23:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Worth a smile.
7/10
2007-07-10 23:25:28 · answer #2 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star
2007-07-10 23:22:59 · answer #3 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-10 23:44:16 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Have a Star.
2007-07-11 00:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by daniel_marsland 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet kitty cat revenge. Go kitty cat!!! There's another one up for the felines of the world and one down on really stupid men.
2007-07-10 23:25:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Very funny and one I've never heard before.
Worth a star!
2007-07-10 23:25:22 · answer #7 · answered by DMsView 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol 10
2007-07-10 23:34:12 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-11 00:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
very funny...
2007-07-10 23:27:18 · answer #10 · answered by ? ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋