Go to this website
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Type in your name and hit sloganise and tell me what your name comes up with. Mine is "Lets hope its Lacey, Its Lacey, lets hope its Lacey" The trick is to answer with the first slogan given. Its just funny what you get.... I will give best answer to the one that makes me lol.
2007-07-10 21:11:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Witch?" haha!:)
"Think witch"
2007-07-10 21:32:03 · answer #1 · answered by witch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Doofy.
2007-07-11 04:47:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that was really cool. here are some jokes from me. Try them.
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."
When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks a Sardar, how
far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE Sea & asks: Which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
Nurse: Miss, wake up. It's time for your medicine
Patient: (sleepily) : what medicine?
Nurse: Sleeping pills
Teacher to Student: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example.
Student: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your Daughter.
Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Man: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
When a man was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Man shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to an Indian: Any great man born in this village???
He replies: no sir, only small Babies!!!
The maid answered the phone but she held the phone upside down.
Maid: Hello? Hello?
Homeowner: Reverse it!
Maid: llohe, llohe?
2007-07-11 05:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by Ankit Kumar 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Mama Mia thats one nice ALyssia
2007-07-11 05:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by Alyssia G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It Does Exactly What It Says On The Adam.
2007-07-11 04:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by Member of PAC n pasc 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Freash from our captians Erik
2007-07-11 04:53:21 · answer #6 · answered by edawg2362 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Catriona. It's Everywhere You Want to Be."
"Super Catriona is Almost Here."
And my personal favourite.."Monsieur, with this Catriona you are really spoiling us!"
LOL
2007-07-11 04:46:07 · answer #7 · answered by ☺Catriona♥S☺ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Jamie it is!
don't get mine!
2007-07-11 06:25:51 · answer #8 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snap into a Bogwoppit!
2007-07-11 04:15:02 · answer #9 · answered by Bog woppit. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its strange, the names billy
It Says Just one billy, give it to me!
I dont get it!
2007-07-11 04:17:25 · answer #10 · answered by basmentdude 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋