A cow was walking down the street when he ran into his old community college buddy Horse. The cow went up to the horse to say hello. But when the cow said "hey", the horse said "Where?"
2007-07-10 16:46:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
Gabe youre funny
lol
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-07-10 16:58:20 · update #1
What do you call cheese thats not yours?
Nacho Cheese! (Not cho)
2007-07-10 16:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by boscatman 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If the monkey's names were George, W, and Bush, that was the best joke ever. HAHAHA
2016-05-19 01:31:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agreed!
2007-07-10 16:58:31 · answer #3 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its the why did the chicken cross the street joke
2007-07-10 16:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by andrew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-10 16:58:24 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me like 10 seconds to get it
2007-07-10 16:54:19 · answer #6 · answered by Nicolette Martin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bethoven dies.
At the funeral, the eulogist hears mucic playing from the coffin. He listens closer, and realizes it's Bethovens 9th symphony, playing backwards.
He calls up Bethovens wife, who corrects him, the coffin is now playing Bethovens 7th backwards.
She calls up Bethovens son, who listens, insisting that HE can hear Bethovens 6th playing backwards.
"What's all this than?" says the man who runs the funeral parlor. Bethovens son calls him over, explaining that for some reason they can hear Bethovens music, now the 5th symphony, playing backwards from the coffin.
"OH!" says the funeral director. "I see what's going on here. He's just decomposing!"
2007-07-10 16:55:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
haha so funny
enjoy the star
2007-07-10 16:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by me, myself, and i 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute. here is a star.
2007-07-10 16:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats kiddy lame but i get the humor...
2007-07-10 16:50:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋