There are 5 family members there: a mother, father, daughter, son, and a cat, and they all are really excited because this is their chance to be a big act on Broadway or Vegas or whatever.
So they walk up to the talent agent's desk and the talent agent says "well what do you guys do?"
so the father says: "Why don't we just show you?"
What happens next?!
2007-07-10 16:37:20 · 8 answers · asked by BIG RED 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The cat nimbly juggles the father, mother, daughter, and son. While the cat juggles, he coughs up hairballs which the father, mother, daughter, and son juggle while they are being juggled. As this is happening, the cat sings all the hits from "CATS". Ta da!
2007-07-10 17:13:04 · answer #1 · answered by P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Aristocrats
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2007-07-10 16:54:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the cat signs the contract agreement on the dotted line or something!
Maybe the cat is lead guitarist and plays Ted Nugent's 'Cat Scratch Fever'.
Psssssst (whispering) this guy really Bob Sagat?
2007-07-10 16:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they perform a big number and the cat is the lead meowing. the cat stops and starts tap dancing. the agent just stares at the family with the jaw dropped. then he/she offers the CAT a break and the cat meows a yes and signs by stamping his paw print.
P.S. if you are really Robert Lane Saget, i must say i am a fan.
2007-07-10 17:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by nintendog10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the thought is easy. a guy walks right into a expertise business enterprise and says to the expertise agent, "My relatives has the main stunning act you have ever considered." From that 2d on, it is organic improv because of the fact the comedian proceeds to describe the main hideously profane act he can think of of, replete with fornication, actual secretions and excretion, incest...notwithstanding. on the top, the taken aback agent says, "it quite is particularly an act. What do you call it?" And the guy says proudly, "The Aristocrats!"
2016-09-29 11:59:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man breaks out a pocket knife and stabs all the people he brought with him in the neck and called it a horror flick!@
He got the part plus 10 years in prison!@
2007-07-10 16:43:25 · answer #6 · answered by â?¥Yummy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cat vomits on the rug and they all get kicked out.
2007-07-10 16:41:57 · answer #7 · answered by yolkyolk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are waiting for u to finish the story
2007-07-10 16:41:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋