Ok I am a big joker and would you please let me know if these are good? Be free to send some more!!!
Yo momma so fat she went to the doctor and he said 'I can't believe it's not butter!'
Yo momma so fat her blood type is O....REO
Yo momma so stupid this guy came up to he and asked for some crack, so she bent over pulled her pants down and said 'here'
Yo momma so fat her parents had to take her to Sea World to get baptized.
2007-07-10 16:15:59 · 9 answers · asked by bonitagirl1014 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your Mamma says to tell you to stop asking for those stupid Yo Mamma Jokes.
And for you to quit telling them, too.
Says that telling them, makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
DE
2007-07-10 16:44:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh yea well yo momma so fat she only way she can ride around is in the back of a 18 wheeler.
YO momma is so stupid she said she loves you
Yo momma is so ugly she scares bears with her face
I dunno.Yours were good
2007-07-10 23:30:01 · answer #2 · answered by Taco Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love em
here, i'll give you some more-
Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.
she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...
she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
Anything Yo's...
Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.
Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...
I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.
I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.
If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister
Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips
I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo grannie's so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has "Place Your Ad Here" printed.
Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator
Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.
2007-07-10 23:19:58 · answer #3 · answered by maniac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i loved the sea world one. heres some
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you got rug burn
Yo mama so stupid she got locked snooze and slept on the floor.
(snooze is a bed lpace)
2007-07-10 23:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-10 23:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao ver funny
2007-07-10 23:20:11 · answer #6 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really awesome!
2007-07-11 00:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the oreo one is tight
2007-07-11 00:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by Nono 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of them are okay.
2007-07-10 23:35:45 · answer #9 · answered by allmightytiny1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋