Maurice and Sadie were in a terrible accident in which Sadie's face was severely burned.
The doctor told Maurice that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin.
So Maurice offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his bottom.
Maurice and Sadie agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at Sadie's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beautiful skin!
One day, she was alone with Maurice and she was overcome with emotion at this sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling, " he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the pleasure I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
2007-07-10 15:56:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL again! I love this joke. Do you get these traveling around? from the 'net? They're great, regardless! :-)
It reminds me of my daughter's husband. He had to get a penicillin shot because of an infected tooth, so I asked him why, if the problem was up there, did he have to get a shot in the behind. Did he have his head up his butt? He was SOOOO offended! My daughter told him to stop being so butt-hurt, which made him even angrier, so I told him he should just turn the other cheek. He'll never live it down. :-)
2007-07-12 00:09:41 · answer #1 · answered by bb jo 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 8/10.
2007-07-10 16:01:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that one was better than your Chinese torture joke! I laughed at this one. I gave you a star for that!
I guess you could call her a 'butt face"!
2007-07-10 16:06:44 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man that is sooo funny!!!
i didn't see that coming!!!!
i'd never agree to have someones butskin on my face!!!
that's a real good one!!!
i might even give you a star!!
2007-07-10 16:00:46 · answer #4 · answered by maniac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-07-16 08:37:06 · answer #5 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahah! i likey LOL that made me giggle
2007-07-10 16:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha funny
2007-07-15 20:32:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!!!! thank you again for the laugh! have a star!!
2007-07-10 16:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha really good
2007-07-16 12:14:06 · answer #9 · answered by spongebobfan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL THAT WAS WAY TOO FUNNY
2007-07-14 12:58:55 · answer #10 · answered by R.AAA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋